Moniker Madness!

If you are looking for a few chuckles, take a look at this Minor League Moniker Madness contest to choose the best player name in all of the minors. 

http://www.milb.com/milb/fans/moniker_madness/y2014/index.jsp

Here's some of the previous winners of this contest...

Dibs on 'Rock Shoulders' as my porn-star name (or at least what I will demand you call me in the Draft Night Hot Tub)