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2015 Protections
Mitch "Find me some" More Land
"The old" Billy "Barue" Butler
Alex "Corn Chowder" Avila
Ben "Zobrilla" Zobrist
Anthony (use Scooby Voice) GOSE?!
Asdrubal "Ass-Double-Dribble" Cabrera
Omar "Enriquo Pallazzo" Infante
Michael "Jason" Bourn "Supremacy"
Avisail "Little Miggy" Garcia
Jose "Joey Bats" Bautista
Sonny, Sonny, Sonny Gray
Jose Quintana (end of Jaws....Quint?  No.....)
Jeremy "little gust of wind, Holmes" Guthrie
Michael "Pinata" Pineda
Nick "Tepid" Tepesh
"He went to" Jarrod Parker (no card)
NL: Cliff "Clavin" Lee

Cut like a fart in the breeze:
Jason "Mike, Mike, Mike, what day is it?!" Hammel
Samuel "DeStinko" Deduno
Nate "But you're a free man" Freiman
Sergio Santos "Claus"
Jarred "Loan Co-signer" Cosart
Ryan "15 pieces of Flair" Flaherty

Stan, Chotchkie's Manager: We need to talk about your flair.
Joanna: Really? I... I have fifteen pieces on. I, also...
Stan, Chotchkie's Manager: Well, okay. Fifteen is the minimum, okay?
Joanna: Okay.
Stan, Chotchkie's Manager: Now, you know it's up to you whether or not you want to just do the bare minimum. Or... well, like Brian, for example, has thirty seven pieces of flair, okay. And a terrific smile.
Joanna: Okay. So you... you want me to wear more?
Stan, Chotchkie's Manager: Look. Joanna.
Joanna: Yeah.
Stan, Chotchkie's Manager: People can get a cheeseburger anywhere, okay? They come to Chotchkie's for the atmosphere and the attitude. Okay? That's what the flair's about. It's about fun.
Joanna: Yeah. Okay. So more then, yeah?
Stan, Chotchkie's Manager: Look, we want you to express yourself, okay? Now if you feel that the bare minimum is enough, then okay. But some people choose to wear more and we encourage that, okay? You do want to express yourself, don't you?
Joanna: Yeah, yeah.
Stan, Chotchkie's Manager: Okay. Great. Great. That's all I ask.
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