Blockbuster Trade Announced

Las Vegas - The Las Vega$ Fremonts announced a major mid-season trade today sending 'Monts fixture Jonny Gomes to Philadelphia for outfielder Carlos Beltran. Gomes is hitting .310 this season in a part-time role and impressed Phog scouts going 5 for 8 against them earlier this season.

Beltran is hitting a brisk .171 in 2014 but looks to have a career renaissance in 2015.

Gomes, the Fremont's third round pick in the 2012 draft, finishes the Las Vegas chapter of his career with a .247 average, 16 home runs and a 1.7 WAR.

In his press conference, Gomes expressed his gratitude to the Las Vegas fans and his excitement to join the Phog in their playoff push. 

The person responsible for this suit, however, remains at-large.