Friday, January 29, 2021


Montreal Protection List, (more like who's not hitting over .250 and pitching over 6.50 ERA in 2020)

                                     Howdy y'all, (at least thats what we have to say down here)

I have been waiting to write a season eulogy for us poor, battered Grizzlies, we may need to adopt the Lions' new head football Coach, Dan Campbell's philosophy of taking out kneecaps as we slide into 2nd base. *Sigh* This season was beyond disappointing, no in person games played, all while cooped up in my apartment due to the pandemic. 

As I did my research on who to keep, (strong word choice here) the Grizzlies were absolutely beyond abysmal in 2020, as most of my players either have no card, or had under 5 games played. 

Anyways, as GM of the absolutely putrid Montreal Franchise, these are the players who are being kept until the draft:

Batters:

1.) DJ "I want more money" Lemathieu - 2B/3B, 2.) Carlos "I'm not THAT Carlos Santana" Santana - 1B/DH, 3.) Jacoby "Injury Prone" Jones - CF, 4.) Michael "I look like I'm 30" Chavis - 3B/1B, 5.) Michael "I'm glad to be back in Houston" Brantley - LF, 6.) Gary "Can't hit" Sanchez - Catcher, 7.) Austin ("Not Andrew" Romine - Catcher  8.) Gleyber "I can only hit HR's against Baltimore" Torres - SS/2B, 9.)  Jordan "Almost got a gold Glove" Schoop - 2B 10.) Harold "I look like a Frog" Castro - UTL, 11.) Josh Reddick 12) Mallex Smith


Pitchers: 

13.) Scot "Look at me" Barlow, 14. Alex "Take me home country roads" Colome - RP, 15.) Mike "Can't stop the Fire" Fiers, SP, 16.) Cam "Can't find the strike-zone" Bedrosian. 17) Kyle Gibson   18) Nick Wittgren  

Non-Carded Players:

1.) Wade Miley - NL, 2.) Dawel Lugo, 3.) Brandon Dixon, 4.) Aaron Brooks, 5.) Adrian Sampson.

Cut Players:

 1.) Ryan Butcher 2) Asher Wojciehowski 3) Franklin Barreto (no card)

Yu Darvish:

1.) Jordan Montgomery

2.)  Roberto Osuna

There you have it, thats the list, and also The Montreal Grizzles are praying for the number one draft pick. But OPEN to possibilities of trades. 

Have a great weekend everyone! 

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