Logger Mania!

 

Loggers Announce 2023 Protected List

    

2023 Protections

Christian "Bale" Vasquez
Adolis "Adonis" Garcia (well hello again, Mrs. Cabrera)

J.D. "Salinger" Martinez

"Radio" D.J. LeMahieu

Gio "Ursula The Sea Witch" Urshela

A-Aron Hicks "From French Lick"

Akil "Bad Moon Rison" Baddoo

Jarren Duran "Duran"

Elvis "Is Dead" Andrus

Diego "Rivera Mural" Castillo

Martin "Scorsese" Perez

Jose "Squidward" Urquidy

Jose "You Ruined My" Ruiz

Keegan "Much" Akin "to a reliever"

Griffin Jax "Car Wash"

Joe "Nolan" Ryan

No Card, but protected: Adalberto "Not my Brother or Dad Raul" Mondesi

DARVISH/NL Protected:

Carlos "Rodan - CAW!" Rodon

Man up and vanished, like a fart in the wind:

Victor "Victoria" Reyes

Tyler "We No Longer Have Any More Tyler's on this team" Duffey

Michael "Pinata" Pineda

Wily "Coyote" Peralta

Carlos "Most Hispanic Name Ever" Hernandez

Jake "Probably Should Have Stuck to Hockey" Diekman

The Loggers also announced that former player Ryan "15 pieces of Flair" Flaherty, has been hired as the team's new radio color commentator, joining play-by-play man Jose Bautista in the booth. Bautista, known for his "colorful" "Bat-Flip Player of the Game" post-game award, and for previous run-in's with others who have played second base, says he's looking forward to working with Flaherty, saying: "Ryan will bring his particular flair to the broadcast.  As long as he doesn't act like that A-Hole Odor, we'll get along just fine".

Stan, Chotchkie's Manager: "JoAnna....We need to talk about your flair".

MAINE LOGGERS, 1907 Team Photo