Stored in the Wood Shed:
Jarren Duran "Duran"
Mitch "Ryder & The Detroit Wheels" Garver
Isaac "I Love A Parade" Paredes
"Way Cool" Junior Caminero
Gunnar "Florence" Henderson
Kerry "Karen" Carpenter
Ceddanne "of Green Gables" Rafaela
Evan "Escense" Carter
"Lean In" Lenyn "Sammy" Sosa
Tyler Soderstrom "boli"
Luis "Marty" Castillo
Griffin Jax "Car Wash"
Joe "Nolan" Ryan
Carlos "Rodan - CAW!" Rodon
Jacob "SpiderMan" Webb
Tyler "Horton Hears a Who" Holton
Daniel Lynch "Mob"
DARVISH/NL Protected:
"Where's" Oswaldo Cabrera
Man up and vanished, like a fart in the wind (cut with draftable card):
Adolis "Adonis" Garcia (well hello for final time, Mrs. Cabrera)
Gio "Ursula The Sea Witch" Urshela
"Jesse" Tyler Ferguson
Osvaldo "We" Bido "Adieu"
Justyn-Henry Malloy (never trust a dude with two first names, especially one that can't spell Justin correctly)
Ben "Rorschach Test" Rortvedt
Cut, but non-draftable card:
Yimi "Yummy" Garcia
The Loggers would like to bid adieu to a true Adonis, former first round pick Adolis Garcia. Manning the cleanup spot for Maine for four years, Garcia was a true professional, and we hope he finds a home in the waiver draft with a team that Maine meets 11 times, so we can give him a proper send-off when he comes to Augusta this summer. We also say Bah-Bye to Gio Urshella. At one point, Urshella was an on-base machine who could give you stellar defense at third base. He hung on as the Loggers 16th or 17th protected list player the past few years, but age has gotten the best of him - good luck in your new job as a retired 36-year old, or Door Dash delivery man, Gio.
Pat's analysis:
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Osvaldo "We" Bido "Adieu"
Made me Literally Laugh Out Loud!
Isaac "I Love A Parade" Paredes
"Where's" Oswaldo Cabrera
Evan "Escense" Carter
Mitch "Ryder & The Detroit Wheels" Garver
Justyn-Henry Malloy (never trust a dude with two first names, especially one that can't spell Justin correctly)
Ben "Rorschach Test" Rortvedt
Yimi "Yummy" Garcia
Had to Google this one to get it (Not a metal guy!)
"Way Cool" Junior Caminero
Someone paid attention to English Literature 100 class! Also made my literally laugh out loud :-)
Ceddanne "of Green Gables" Rafaela
Gonna miss these classic nicknames now that they are gone!
Adolis "Adonis" Garcia (well hello for final time, Mrs. Cabrera)
Gio "Ursula The Sea Witch" Urshela
"Jesse" Tyler Ferguson
Longest elapsed time for me to figure it out (and worth every second of puzzling it out!)
Tyler Soderstrom "boli"
Most Complicated Formation of a nickname
"Lean In" Lenyn "Sammy" Sosa
Best use of a certain ornithological or avian nickname
Carlos "Rodan - CAW!" Rodon
Great job as always, sir!!!!! I so look forward to this. :-)
Pat
Your roster keep and cut list is always the best of the bunch.
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