The Lake Erie Commodores
(start inspirational heroic music now)
We have our provision and ammunition. We have our crew. It is now time for battle.We are here to prove the pundits, simulators and HAL wrong. We are willing to take on any and all comers this weekend starting on Friday. MAN THE CANNONS!
The first 10,000 fans in the park on opening day will receive a commemorative die cast miniature collectible cannon, thanks to our corporate sponsor AARP. Ship's Ahoy!
Does it shoot real miniature cannon balls? Because that might end worse than Free Tomahawk night!
ReplyDeleteWe thought about that, but it would have been to expensive.
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