Saturday, March 4, 2017

Kansas City Butchers 2016 Protected List

Snazzy new Butchers Hat, now available
at the Butcher Shoppe store



 
PROTECTED
Jason Kipnis
Xander Bogaerts
George Springer
C.J. Cron
Luis Valbuena
Mark Trumbo
Avasail Garcia 
Evan Gattis
Jake Marsinick
Corey Kluber
Kevin Gausman
Carlos Carrasco
Lance McCullers
Eduardo Rodriguez
Kendall Graveman
Jurickson Profar








CHOPPED
Andrew Romine
Austin Jackson
Caleb Joseph
Tommy Milone
Huston Street
Mark Lowe
Cody Anderson
Zach McAllister
Rene Rivera (UC)
Josh Hamilton (UC)

YU DARVISH PLAYER
Alex Cobb

3 comments:

  1. All right, I can liven it up but I will have to steal your gimmick..

    Xander "Humphrey" Bogaerts
    Jason "Kipper" Kipnis
    George "Jerry" Springer
    C.J. "Parker from Baywatch" Cron
    Luis "I got nothing for this name' Valbuena
    Mark Trumbo "the Flying Elephant"
    Avasail "Wife Stealer" Garcia
    Corey Kluber "Lang"
    Kevin "Gasman" Gausman
    Carlos "From the Hispanic part of my family tree" Carr-asco
    Eduardo "Aurelio" Rodriguez
    Kendall "Don't be so serious you are a" Graveman
    Jurickson "The Human IR List" Profar
    Andrew Romine "Lettuce"
    Huston "Sesame" Street
    Mark "Rob or Chad, your pick" Lowe
    "Suite Life and Zach and" Cody Anderson
    "Suite Life of " Zach "and Cody" McAllister
    Alex Cobb (Salad)

    You are the king of these Steve. Rodan-CAW!!!!

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  2. Dude! These were great! Thanks for the laughs! Jerry Springer, Trumbo the Flying Elephant, Kluber Lang, and Wife Stealer -- all instant classics!

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