Sunday, March 7, 2021

Loggers 2021 Protection List

 

   Loggers Announce 2021 Protection List

2021 Protections

Mitch "Find me some" More Land
Christian "Bale" Vasquez
J.D. "Salinger" Martinez
Adalberto "Not my Brother or Dad Raul" Mondesi
A-Aron Hicks "From French Lick"
Luke "I am your father" Voit
Gio "Ursula The Sea Witch" Urshela
"Take Him To the Wood" Shed Long

Tyler "Toenail" Clippard "Ship"
Tyler Glasnow "Slipper"
Tyler "We Need More Tyler's on this team" Duffey
Diego "Rivera Mural" Castillo
Martin "Scorsese" Perez
Jose "Squidward" Urquidy
Buck "Rogers" Farmer "In The Dell"
Michael "Pinata" Pineda
Yusmeiro "Taco Bell" Petit
Felix "The Cat" Pena

DARVISH/NL Protected:
Sonny, Sonny, Sonny Gray
Carlos "Rodan - CAW!" Rodon

Man up and vanished, like a fart in the wind:
Avisail "Well Hello, Mrs. Cabrera" Garcia
Danny "Boy" Santana
Luis "I just threw up in my mouth a little bit" Rengifo
Jake "From 16 Candles - Ya Married" Junis
Meibrys "Validvictorian" Viloria
Josh "Ostrich" Osich

We bid adieu to our fourth Tyler.....Tyler Skaggs.  Skaggs always outperformed his card (going 6-0 in his last year for Maine), and had a great Friendship League career in Toronto and Maine.  He now becomes the answer to the trivia question: Which player's death resulted in the first use of the "Fred Rule" in league history -- allowing Maine an extra 3rd round pick?   The Loggers will look to pick up the best available "Tyler" with this pick, in an attempt to get back to the minimum "four Tylers" required by Maine law.    

We were going to retire it, but just can't......perhaps the best Maine nickname of all.  (Avisail Garcia in close second).  
Ryan "15 pieces of Flair" Flaherty
Stan, Chotchkie's Manager: "JoAnna....We need to talk about your flair".

MAINE LOGGERS, 1907 Team Photo

2 comments:

  1. Always a highlight of the offseason! Especially love the increased level of difficulty with multiple nicknames embedded in one player's name. :-) And I do the Josh Osich aka The Ostrich, deserves a CAW! CAW!

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  2. Thank you for recognizing that
    Buck "Rogers" Farmer "In The Dell"
    takes real genius to come up with. :)

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