Thursday, March 7, 2019

Loggers Announce 2019 Protection List

2019 Protections


Mitch "Find me some" More Land
Christian "Bale" Vasquez
Nick "Catch A Falling Star" Castellanos
J.D. "Salinger" Martinez
Jed "Clampett" Lowrie
Adalberto "Not my Brother or Dad Raul" Mondesi
Avisail "Well Hello, Mrs. Cabrera" Garcia
Steve "Ear" Pearce 
"Green" Jean Segura
Sonny, Sonny, Sonny Gray
Jake "The Snake" Faria
Yusmeiro "Taco Bell" Petit
Aaron "Chopped" Sanchez
Carlos "Rodan - CAW!" Rodon
James "Wind" Shields
Tyler "He's Dating a" Skaggs

NL/Darvish Protected:  Michael "Pinata" Pineda


Cut like a fart in the breeze, or HE GONE!:
Carlos Gomez "Adams"
Troy "Tulo" Tulowitzki
Russell "Industrial Center" Martin
Jason "What Day is it? Mike! Mike! Mike! What Day is it?" Hammel
"1060 West "Addison "Street" Reed
Jorge "Danny" Bonifacio
NL: Jose Quintana (end of Jaws: "Quint?"  "No.....")

NL: Asdrubal "Ass-Double-Dribble" Cabrera
 
Did someone mention Ryan "15 pieces of Flair" Flaherty?  Tradition!
Stan, Chotchkie's Manager: We need to talk about your flair.
Joanna: Really? I... I have fifteen pieces on. I, also...
Stan, Chotchkie's Manager: Well, okay. Fifteen is the minimum, okay?

Future Draft Note: I have a magazine that says the fifth best prospect in the Houston Astros system is 1B/OF Seth Beer.  Tell me that guy is not going to go about 2 rounds sooner than he normally would (with any other name) in the 2021 draft???  I can just hear Tufte announcing: "Beer me".  

MAINE LOGGERS, 1907 Team Photo

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