Monday, February 29, 2016

Kansas City is proud to announce its 16 protected players for the upcoming season....
 
Xander Bogaerts
Carlos Carrasco
Yoenis Cespedes
C.J. Cron
Scott Feldman
Kevin Gausman
Josh Hamilton
Caleb Joseph
Jason Kipnis
Corey Kluber
Tommy Milone
Marcus Semien
George Springer
Huston Street
Mark Trumbo (returning as my NL protected player)
Jurickson Profar (no card...again)
 

Cuts
J.P. Arencibia
Hank Conger
Allen Craig
Matt Dominguez
Charlie Furbush
Craig Gentry
Jake Petricka
Nick Swisher
Junichi Tazawa
Josh Tomlin
Dayan Viciedo
 
 
 
Yu Darvish Keeper
Alex Cobb
 
 
Wanted to end with a couple words on the departure of Nick Swisher.  "Swisher Sweets" is a classic Butcher and will be missed.  He wraps up his career in KC amongst the team's all-time leaders in several categories...
 
4th in Games (818)
5th in At Bats (2710)
5th in Runs (381)
6th in Hits (640)
4th in RBIs (398)
4th in Doubles (149)
2nd in HR's (113)
1st in Walks (405)
1st in Strikeouts (710)
 
First heard of Swisher when I read Moneyball and he was Billy Beane's coveted prospect for the 2002 draft.  Followed his career from his stoner hippie time in Oakland, through his clean-cut New York Yankee period, his zany time in Cleveland, and even through a couple of cameo appearances on How I Met Your Mother (spoiler alert:  he was NOT the mother).  Never quite developed into a perennial all-star, but was a very solid player with several excellent years in KC.  Farewell, Nick Swisher, thank you for your service, all of Kansas City salutes you!
 


 
 

Thursday, February 25, 2016

Minnesota Men Condom List (Protection)

Updated - sorry - Mall-O-Matics doesn't like multiple Chris Youngs.  Added the NL/retired players as well.  Darvish rule - Robbie Grossman.



Sunday, February 21, 2016

Kore wa midashidesu/Fremont Protected List

Las Vegas - The Las Vegas Fremonts came within four outs of forcing a one-game wild card play-off in 2013, but fell back to earth with a 38-43 record in last year's campaign. The 'Monts look to rebound this season with Chris Davis' slugging, a slightly better than average pitching staff and couple weighted bingo balls.

Annual open try outs will be held this Sunday February 28. Prospects are to meet under the Moe Green statue outside the ballpark's main entrance at 9am.

Among the Fremont cuts this year include former top picks, including 2014's third round selection. Additionally, the Fremont family would like to wish a fond genki de and otsukaresama deshita
to Hiroki Kuroda for his three year service to the club. Acquired in the 2012 draft via a dramatic draft table deal, Kuroda finishes his three year Fremont tenure with a 20-23 record, 3.91 ERA and 226 strikeouts.

Made Men
Mark Buehrle
Trevor Bauer
Darren O'Day
Tom Wilhelmsemhen
Masahiro Tanaka
Adam Warren
Colby Lewis
Chris Iannetta
Chris Davis
Jose Reyes
Jose Ramirez
Kyle Seager
Jackie Bradley Jr
Alejandro de Aza
Jake Marisnick
Carlos Beltran

Wacked
Hiroki Kuroda (card available in Japanese Central League edition only)
Yoervis Medina (no card)
Cesar Ramos
Nick Martinez
Ryan Hanigan
Kennys Vargas
Gordon Beckham
Oswaldo Arcia
Josh Willingham (no card)
James Jones (no card)

Released from NL aka Darvish list:
Bartolo Colon

Added to said list:
Dexter Fowler