Keepin the beat going
Sale (best pitcher ever)
Judge (best hitter ever)
Cruz (never ages)
Beltre (expects many retirement gifts this year, payable in beer to the manager)
Gardner (gonna miss his 1e0)
Smoak (why is this not Olson!)
Zunino (hoping for a Florida resurgence)
Polanco (nope, nothing funny in this drink)
Kepler (can you translate that to German?)
Engle (we just added more padding to the CF fence)
Gonzo Gonzalez (will somebody please sign this guy!)
Richards (not bad for an 11th round pick)
Betances (excuse me?)
Manaea (welcome to the injury history of the Thunder)
Bundy (he is good right?)
Sent back to the record store
Smith (nobody likes you in Chicago)
Beckham (better as a spice girl)
Jackson (not so much Action, maybe needs only one bating glove)
Biagini (looked good in the minors)
Parker (more like out of the parker)
Peacock (even worse than parker)
Kela (we hardly knew ye)
Hendricks (Jimmy had a better run)
Scott (no more power)
Leone (he liked his money)
Butcher (almost made the cut)
Still on loan (Yu boy)
MeGee (Mister MeGee to you)
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